Prior to becoming King of Uruguay (and years before his expulsion by the Turkish army), Igor had begun his life in the city of Kiev, Ukraine, known for its busty women and strong smells. It was there that he had learned to gut salmon and hunt seal with his bare hands; and to ride the motorcycle - all by the prodigious age of three. In that same year, his family finally received permission to leave the country, and so they emigrate to America. Unfortunately, US child labor laws being what they were, Igor's lifelong fish-gutting ambitions had come to an end. But as it happened, there was an equally noble pursuit lurking close behind it.  For in that same year, huddled in his grandfather's basement in San Francisco, Igor watched Richard Donner's Superman for the first time, and had heard his true calling: non-diegetic music.